Harper Beckham May Just Be A Toy Doll

Harper Beckman has probably won the lottery in genetics and wardrobe, but I actually feel bad for her. She is the youngest and the only girl in her family, and the poor thing is being carried around like a purse. It's just a matter of time before they drop her like a bowling ball and the paparazzi is there to capture it.

Just look at this picture. Victoria isn't even putting in the effort of using BOTH arms. REALLY? Does she really have to have one hand in her pocket? Why does her skirt even have pockets? Does she put anything in them?

It's not just Victoria who holds Harper like this; David does it, too. Does this kid not have a stroller? I have never seen her in a stroller. She's always being carried like this. I don't understand. I'm pretty sure they can afford a stroller for their child. They've had three before her: I'm sure they have at least ONE stroller somewhere in the garage.

Also, she never has shoes. When your mother is a big-time fashion icon, one just assumes her kid would have complete ensembles on at all times. I mean, I get it; kids grow out of shoes every month, but I'm pretty sure they can afford it. Even a pair from Target. It doesn't matter. But then again they never put this kid down, so she doesn't need shoes. Okay. I shouldn't have doubted them.

Another thing that plagues me about all of the Beckham kids: What kind of accent do they have? Both of their parents have British accents, but they have basically grown up in California. Maybe they sound like Madonna.

I guess we'll see what kind of kid she is going to be when she gets her reality show that will most likely fail miserably.