"Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker." - Kurt Hummel (played by Chris Colfer) from Glee
I think this is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. Because if you know Kurt Hummel and what he's about, you'll totally understand why he said this the way he did. And I love a flamboyant gay. They can say, "This cheese is moldy," and I will piss myself from laughter.
Glee is a great show; however, I think the writing has gone downhill. The first half of the first season was absolute perfection, but now I just kind of watch it because, A.) Everyone else is watching it, and B.) I want to know if Rachel and Finn end up together. Not that I want them together, though. I like Rachel when she is single, and I like Finn when he is single. I just don't feel their "love" for one another. I see no substance in their relationship.
Here are a few more quotes by Kurt Hummel:
They're going to throw fruit at us, and I JUST had a facial.
My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it won't rise.
I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off of a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.
I'm so depressed. I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
He's on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993.
Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
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